the mildly amusing blog

I was a piece of corn until I wasn't. and/or I wept a river when Colin Firth won his BAFTA then wept a veritable ocean when Colin (we can call him that now) Won all those shiny awards during the 2011 season society.

Maintained by woody and ham, not a toy story reference.

sonicbandicoot:

aaliyah1979-2001:

valiantparadox:

My roommate and I have had far too much coffee and I think our neighbors hate us

WHO DID THIS

I WAS DYING OF LAUGHTER THE WHOLE TIME

(via damn-funny)

hhantu:

franfrancatman:

My dad and I made this fishtank for my mum for Christmas a few years ago with dollhouse furniture. I thought it was pretty rad

i cant believe your mom is a fish

(via sofapizza)