the mildly amusing blog

I was a piece of corn until I wasn't. and/or I wept a river when Colin Firth won his BAFTA then wept a veritable ocean when Colin (we can call him that now) Won all those shiny awards during the 2011 season society.

Maintained by woody and ham, not a toy story reference.

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i donate blood in the hopes that my blood will overpower theirs and take control of their body so i will gain another vessel to use as my own

why am I reblogging this?

it appears my blood has been successful

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tastefullyoffensive:

Dogfighter [itdoof/gif]

How drugged is this cat cause I had one of those planes and the cat would rather shred through my arm than go near it.